Check this out: I pay taxes and abide (mostly) by the law, but I have no political say when it comes to the affairs of the state. David Smith thinks this should change, and I completely agree (as long as I don't have to stand in line at another Amt for two hours to make it happen!).
In other news, I thought you might like to see how I replied to an E-mail I received this morning:
Did you ejaculate before or within a few minutes of penetration?
You phrase this question as if you know that I've very recently engaged in sexual intercourse,
which is a little assuming, don't you think? And why the focus on penetration, friend? Perhaps I ejaculated before, during and after penetration! Perhaps I ejaculated till the cows came home! Perhaps I ejaculated my dang face off!
Premature ejaculation occurs when you ejaculate too quickly and without control. It occurs before or shortly after penetration. Premature ejaculation interferes with the sexual pleasure of both you and your partner. It causes feelings of guilt, embarrassment, frustration, and depression.
Thank you very much for this insightful definition. Could you clarify how premature ejaculation interferes with my sexual pleasure? Could it not also be the case that premature ejaculation simply causes my sexual pleasure to occur more quickly? If I'm feeling frustrated or embarrassed but do not have a problem with premature ejaculation, would you still be interested in corresponding with me?
Extra-Time is the only male sexual performance formula that, not only stops premature ejaculation, but actually "cures" it.
Wow! I thought that only Jesus could do that! Whoever came up with that product name is a genius, by the way. Don't worry about getting there as quickly as possible tonight, honey, we've got Extra-Time!
Extra-Time is the only product that allows "YOU" to control when you ejaculate.
Why is the "YOU" here capitalized and in quotes? I'm a little concerned about your grammar.
- Non-hormonal herbal therapy.
- Acts locally on the sex organs.
Jesus, that sounds awesome! Anything which "acts locally on the sex organs" is more or less worth its weight in gold, if you ask me. Think globally, act locally on the sex organs!
- Regulates process of ejaculation.
Is there a meter or measuring device attached? I'd love to see this in action!
- Acts through neuro-endocrine pathway.
Perfect! At first, to be honest, I had a different pathway in mind, but the neuro-endocrine pathway should also work out ok.
- Acts on the high centers of emotion in the brain.
Jesus, is that a nice Website! Wow! The red/blue theme really works for me! I don't feel depressed or frustrated anymore (the bright colors, perhaps?), and if I can conjure up a mental image of those delicious pills during my next act of penetration, I'm pretty sure I won't have any trouble regulating the process of my ejaculation. Thanks!