The Kid
is on a role, my friends:
Doggie Done It! - Fake Dog Poop
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Stay tuned for more exciting adventures from your friend Leonard, his (ex)wife Judith, her (dead) Uncle Anthony, and Leonard's cousin Martha (the rodeo announcer).
In other news, how does one get to be a namer of products? Do you think it took a committee of executives to agree on "Doggie Done It! - Fake Dog Poop" as a product name?
Maybe there was a Senior Vice President who was, like, "No, that's sounds too trashy. Let's call it, 'What Fido Left Behind! - Fake Excrement," but then another Senior Vice President was, like, "Dammit, George, you're always forgetting our flippin' demographic! How would a trashy trailerpark woman from the boondocks search for this product on Amazon? Jeez! Think, George, think!"
I need more installments about this family already! Keep it up - it's going to be like The Corrections but *way* better.
Posted by: Susanna | July 28, 2005 at 06:11 AM